Wow. Got an e-mail from Chelsea. Too bad Obama's daughters are too young to use a computer. Seeing how people would respond..who can turn down little girls? Chelsea's been through college, she's mature and can handle rejection...but 2 little girls..they don't even know what rejection is (so we think)! I think they would win over Chelsea just for being cute. Maybe Obama should start using them to write and say things like:
"Dear Amewica,
I wuv my Daddy. He's a good man. He would be a good Pwesident. If you wuv your Daddy as much as I wuv mine, you understand that you would want your Daddy to be Pwesident too because you think he would do a good job!
Thank you and please vote Daddy for Pwesident.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX muah muah muah,
Obama's Really Cute Daughters
PS
If you don't vote for my Daddy, I'll grow up feeling racism and resentment. We won't talk about it in public, but we are very influence by our Reverend and think he is the smartest man we have ever known! He teaches us about how much we still suffer today. If you don't vote for Daddy, we will understand what Rev. has always meant by racism. So please vote for our Daddy--it's a vote for our future!"
Aaaaaanddd scene.
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